I hereby declare...

Good Charlotte, the band with the name with a thousand puns, officially rocks.
RX, the girl(boy?) with MTV for a brain, is officially my personal iTunes store.
Scouts, the CCA that I love to hate, is officially 99.9% pervert.
The Gunner, the dude with the bad haircut, is officially OVER the MegaSlutBitch.
Yay. YAY.

Okay. Every time I see something along the lines of "love makes you crazy", I wince in disgust. To me, whoever wrote that was just trying to seem poetic and sofificated. (Haw, haw, haw.) But now I see some truth in it. I'm NOT talking about moi, you idiot. I'm talking about some of my friends, namely, RX, the Gunner and Zihao. Let's start with case #1:~

Case #1 -- RX

• Crazy over a guy called *bleep*. Sorry, I've been sworn to secrecy.
• Calls him Cyclops.
• Wanted a X-Men 3 DVD for her birthday.
• Oh yah, he is 2 years older than RX.

Case Closed.

Case #2 -- the Gunner

• Crazy over a girl called Lihui, aptly named MegaSlutBitch (MSB).
• Therefore, crazy over a mushroom.
• Therefore, REAL BAD TASTE.
• Thankfully, he has gotten over her. (Hopefully.)

Case Closed.

Case #3 -- Zihao

• Crazy over a girl called Yi Ling.
• Yi Ling has a TWIN. (Very soap opera.)
• Yi Ling = [Dumb Blonde minus Beauty minus Blond Hair].
• She's supposed to look cute, but something went wrong. Horribly wrong.
• Zihao's also a pervert. I kinda feel sorry for Yi Ling.

Inconclusive. Investigation will continue.

I don't wanna be in love, I don't wanna be in love

~Dance Floor Anthem by Good Charlotte

END.