Another class project, more tears. As assholic as this sounds, girls are waay too weepy. It's stupid to see them tears themselves up because of something like this. As least fight for Jerian or something, man.
The saps on my tagboard are yakking, but it's cool.
CNY's coming, which rocks. I like the money. And gambling. And food. Mm. Food. Going back to Rulang to laugh at puny people and binge on bleeding cheap food. Then LAN with goodoldfriends. You guys rock.
CID chinese sucks majorly. But that means the for the second half of the year, no fear liao.
School ain't that bad now that I'm used to the motions. Among other things.
" You know what's the coolest thing on earth? A fat ass wearing a shirt that says 'I beat anorexia'."
Wednesday, January 30, 2008
Thursday, January 24, 2008
The Lord rocks in mysterious ways
Just deleted an unpublished post 'coz I realised it was too emo and waay outta my chracter.
I hate sitting beside Jasmine. So quiet. Cyn is better. There. Said it.
School's really biting 'coz I'm sick of everything and everyone. This sucks.
I realise I write best when emo and blog best when bored. So I'll just do this filler thing I came up with on a much better day.
You know movies like Die Hard, etc.? Those where they have a thousand baddies shooting at this hero dude and they never seem to hit?
This type of movie always stars this sorta dude who, as a result of a tragic and shady past, has become rendered an invincible badass. So he's gotta stop this bad guy (usually with a moustache) from blowin' up the world or some other wafer-thin plot. And he learns to let this big-breasted-but-also-bad-assed babe into his life to spew sarcastic wisecracks. (That's Hollywood's definition of feminism: Bitchy and really hot.) At about the two third mark of the moive, the badass, as a result of car chases and leaping from flaming buildings, becomes temporarily disillusioned about his invinciblity. Then the chick gives him this inspiring speech about what he's suppose to believe in and gets him back to his good old testosterone-pumped, steroid-abusing self. Then he takes down the bad guy and gets laid as the credits roll.
"They're the sort of people who think that if your last name is Simpson, you're either related to OJ or Homer."
I hate sitting beside Jasmine. So quiet. Cyn is better. There. Said it.
School's really biting 'coz I'm sick of everything and everyone. This sucks.
I realise I write best when emo and blog best when bored. So I'll just do this filler thing I came up with on a much better day.
You know movies like Die Hard, etc.? Those where they have a thousand baddies shooting at this hero dude and they never seem to hit?
This type of movie always stars this sorta dude who, as a result of a tragic and shady past, has become rendered an invincible badass. So he's gotta stop this bad guy (usually with a moustache) from blowin' up the world or some other wafer-thin plot. And he learns to let this big-breasted-but-also-bad-assed babe into his life to spew sarcastic wisecracks. (That's Hollywood's definition of feminism: Bitchy and really hot.) At about the two third mark of the moive, the badass, as a result of car chases and leaping from flaming buildings, becomes temporarily disillusioned about his invinciblity. Then the chick gives him this inspiring speech about what he's suppose to believe in and gets him back to his good old testosterone-pumped, steroid-abusing self. Then he takes down the bad guy and gets laid as the credits roll.
"They're the sort of people who think that if your last name is Simpson, you're either related to OJ or Homer."
Wednesday, January 9, 2008
See? I'm damaged.
School starts. This year, the homework pours in quite early. None of that unofficial 1-2 week(s) grace period.
'Ve got 3 HODs as teachers. Hmm. Mrs Look ain't as bad as everyone thought. And the Geog teacher hasn't has his spirit crushed by the low pay and crazy students yet. Only a matter of time, dude.
Put DotA on hold for the moment.
CinderElla made it into RV Images, overshadowing all other mediocre crap they dare to call "compos". Woo.
Um, sitting next to Fiona, which is okay 'coz I was dreading like, Jia Ni or Yi 'En or something like that. They're murderers. Weapon of choice: Boredom.
Simple Plan's new album'll be coming out Feb 12. My birthday's on Feb 6. Nudge, nudge, wink, wink.
Talk about heavy hinting, man.
I totally forgot how much I hated RV during the hols. Now everyday I need to tahan overly enthu girls screamin' and clappin' at every little thing, and those jocks who think that they're SO cool just because their hands spend 90% of their time in their pockets and that they've so much hair they can be petrified and turned into mops.
High School Hell: Monotonous and terrifying at the same time.
There was a period of time last year where the people would make little lists of their classmates and say what they think of them, usually shallow and dishonest nice things. Mine is much more in-your-face.
(Many will be pissed off/become insecure after this. Just keep in mind that this is a list of your minor, tiny flaws magnified a thousand time by my assholism.) (It's in index no., but sometimes I forget the order.)
Xiao Dan: Weird, chinese dude. "Dude", litterally. Tends to shout out irrelevent stuff at weird times during class.
Pek Khoon: Sidekick when Cyn was still chairdudette. Pales in bitchiness. Yawn. Boring.
Shimin: Um, always get pushed around by J and HK. Backbone dissolves when around them.
Fiona: Writes weird, deeply disturbing poems for friends on blog. Sometimes it crosses the boundary to lesbianess.
(From this point onwards it's all a jumble 'coz I can't remember the order.)
Mei Wen, Jia Ni: Mosquitos are louder them them usually. Shock with loud voices during prez.
En Ting: Kinda vuglar, which is kinda cool. Hmm.
Yi Ling: Acts cute. Sickening. Pouts on a regular basis. Yawn. Next.
Yi 'En: Waay dif from her sis. Quiet. And doesn't speak up even during prez. Damn hard to hear. Voice should be recorded as silent ringtone.
Tian Tian: Juz ask Zihao.
Xin Yi, Jasmine, Hui Ying: Nothing to nitpick so they're getting off easy.
Cynthia: If you crack open your dictionary, and look up the word "bitch", chances are that you either find a picture of a dog or her face.
Pris: Overly enthu. Signs up for all kinds of crap then quits. No foresight, in that sense.
Yuyan: Gets my jokes better than most. Which is good. Uses waay too many "lol"s. SMS junkie. Likes KL, which is ROFL, LMAO.
Zimin: Annoying treasurer dude. Yawn.
Xin Ni: Teenybopper. (Or as much as you can be in a Singaporean context.) Facebook, Frenster, MySpace, blog. Y'know, the works. Cursed to be sitting with Desmond this year. Ouch.
Xiu Yun: Noisy like hell. She + Desmond = The China/India of noise pollution. Should issue a global warning. (Sry. Bad puns galore.)
Shi Hui: I gave up on spelling her name ages ago. Speaks weird. Like with too big braces or somethin'.
Linda: Weirdo. Juz Linda. Linda nothing. Creepy, with you ask me.
Aaaand we're done for the girls. I've got a nagging feeling I've missed someone.
Ben: Slack. Speaks by moaning. Perv.
Xun Kai: PROJECTON. 'Nuff said.
Zihao: Kinda weird when shaken. Claims to be over Yi Ling. Doubt. Perv.
Jacky: Sorta PC addict. Seems like lotsa money to spare. Mm. I like.
Desmond: Woah. Sad, sad case. Picked on like hell. Lotsa Xiu Yun jokes. ....Diminutive. Trying waay too hard to be accepted, etc..
Moi: Moi.
Hong Kai: Can't keep mouth shut. As in, jaw got prob or somethin'. ...Duminutive. Perv.
KY: Walao. This guy's SICK. Won't go into details nor quote. Wanna keep this blog PG13, see.
Jeremy: Underestimates thy DotA prowess. Mistake, man.
KL: Let's not dig up Pri Sch skeletons. Not many, anyways. Um, sorta lame 'coz of comic book obsession. (It is NOT normal to call oneself GALACTUS. His phone's welcome message says,"Welcome, GALACTUS.") Too sian to write more.
Jerian: Jock. Still okay, for general standards. Got good music. Can rip. Perv.
That's all folks. No one is to develop a eating disorder because of this.
'Ve got 3 HODs as teachers. Hmm. Mrs Look ain't as bad as everyone thought. And the Geog teacher hasn't has his spirit crushed by the low pay and crazy students yet. Only a matter of time, dude.
Put DotA on hold for the moment.
CinderElla made it into RV Images, overshadowing all other mediocre crap they dare to call "compos". Woo.
Um, sitting next to Fiona, which is okay 'coz I was dreading like, Jia Ni or Yi 'En or something like that. They're murderers. Weapon of choice: Boredom.
Simple Plan's new album'll be coming out Feb 12. My birthday's on Feb 6. Nudge, nudge, wink, wink.
Talk about heavy hinting, man.
I totally forgot how much I hated RV during the hols. Now everyday I need to tahan overly enthu girls screamin' and clappin' at every little thing, and those jocks who think that they're SO cool just because their hands spend 90% of their time in their pockets and that they've so much hair they can be petrified and turned into mops.
High School Hell: Monotonous and terrifying at the same time.
There was a period of time last year where the people would make little lists of their classmates and say what they think of them, usually shallow and dishonest nice things. Mine is much more in-your-face.
(Many will be pissed off/become insecure after this. Just keep in mind that this is a list of your minor, tiny flaws magnified a thousand time by my assholism.) (It's in index no., but sometimes I forget the order.)
Xiao Dan: Weird, chinese dude. "Dude", litterally. Tends to shout out irrelevent stuff at weird times during class.
Pek Khoon: Sidekick when Cyn was still chairdudette. Pales in bitchiness. Yawn. Boring.
Shimin: Um, always get pushed around by J and HK. Backbone dissolves when around them.
Fiona: Writes weird, deeply disturbing poems for friends on blog. Sometimes it crosses the boundary to lesbianess.
(From this point onwards it's all a jumble 'coz I can't remember the order.)
Mei Wen, Jia Ni: Mosquitos are louder them them usually. Shock with loud voices during prez.
En Ting: Kinda vuglar, which is kinda cool. Hmm.
Yi Ling: Acts cute. Sickening. Pouts on a regular basis. Yawn. Next.
Yi 'En: Waay dif from her sis. Quiet. And doesn't speak up even during prez. Damn hard to hear. Voice should be recorded as silent ringtone.
Tian Tian: Juz ask Zihao.
Xin Yi, Jasmine, Hui Ying: Nothing to nitpick so they're getting off easy.
Cynthia: If you crack open your dictionary, and look up the word "bitch", chances are that you either find a picture of a dog or her face.
Pris: Overly enthu. Signs up for all kinds of crap then quits. No foresight, in that sense.
Yuyan: Gets my jokes better than most. Which is good. Uses waay too many "lol"s. SMS junkie. Likes KL, which is ROFL, LMAO.
Zimin: Annoying treasurer dude. Yawn.
Xin Ni: Teenybopper. (Or as much as you can be in a Singaporean context.) Facebook, Frenster, MySpace, blog. Y'know, the works. Cursed to be sitting with Desmond this year. Ouch.
Xiu Yun: Noisy like hell. She + Desmond = The China/India of noise pollution. Should issue a global warning. (Sry. Bad puns galore.)
Shi Hui: I gave up on spelling her name ages ago. Speaks weird. Like with too big braces or somethin'.
Linda: Weirdo. Juz Linda. Linda nothing. Creepy, with you ask me.
Aaaand we're done for the girls. I've got a nagging feeling I've missed someone.
Ben: Slack. Speaks by moaning. Perv.
Xun Kai: PROJECTON. 'Nuff said.
Zihao: Kinda weird when shaken. Claims to be over Yi Ling. Doubt. Perv.
Jacky: Sorta PC addict. Seems like lotsa money to spare. Mm. I like.
Desmond: Woah. Sad, sad case. Picked on like hell. Lotsa Xiu Yun jokes. ....Diminutive. Trying waay too hard to be accepted, etc..
Moi: Moi.
Hong Kai: Can't keep mouth shut. As in, jaw got prob or somethin'. ...Duminutive. Perv.
KY: Walao. This guy's SICK. Won't go into details nor quote. Wanna keep this blog PG13, see.
Jeremy: Underestimates thy DotA prowess. Mistake, man.
KL: Let's not dig up Pri Sch skeletons. Not many, anyways. Um, sorta lame 'coz of comic book obsession. (It is NOT normal to call oneself GALACTUS. His phone's welcome message says,"Welcome, GALACTUS.") Too sian to write more.
Jerian: Jock. Still okay, for general standards. Got good music. Can rip. Perv.
That's all folks. No one is to develop a eating disorder because of this.
Monday, December 10, 2007
Disorganised Crime
Alert the media. I've finally stopped procrastinating to blogging.
Okay. Chionging homework nowadays. I've got about 30-40% left. All chinese. Duh.
Went to the Boon Lay LAN with Rulang gang last Thursday. To much general suprise/shock, the team with Yuan Xin won both DotA matches. Also saw some delinquents playing Pudge Wars. Looks cute.
I'm using Naga Siren nowadays. (That sexy beast.) Quite ownage on Zion.
Going LAN again this Thursday. Woo.
Been watching alot of late-night television recently. Hated Lost III's anti-climatic ending. Shocked at James being blindsided and voted out. Liked the way everyone talks bloody fast and snappishly in Shark.
They're talking about saving the class blog. Screw it lah. Memories my ass.
BTW...
Turn the lights back on. Let the water run while you brush. Ditch the recycling bins. Burn all the fossil fuels you like. The world's quite bloody doomed at the rate we're going.
"Two MVs and I'm already hooked. (Wait. Is this the frontwoman or the band?)"
Okay. Chionging homework nowadays. I've got about 30-40% left. All chinese. Duh.
Went to the Boon Lay LAN with Rulang gang last Thursday. To much general suprise/shock, the team with Yuan Xin won both DotA matches. Also saw some delinquents playing Pudge Wars. Looks cute.
I'm using Naga Siren nowadays. (That sexy beast.) Quite ownage on Zion.
Going LAN again this Thursday. Woo.
Been watching alot of late-night television recently. Hated Lost III's anti-climatic ending. Shocked at James being blindsided and voted out. Liked the way everyone talks bloody fast and snappishly in Shark.
They're talking about saving the class blog. Screw it lah. Memories my ass.
BTW...
Turn the lights back on. Let the water run while you brush. Ditch the recycling bins. Burn all the fossil fuels you like. The world's quite bloody doomed at the rate we're going.
"Two MVs and I'm already hooked. (Wait. Is this the frontwoman or the band?)"
Monday, November 12, 2007
Lies will only be told on a need-to-know (but I won't let you) basis
Class chalet was....fun.
Yea. Even me, the biggest wet blanket/cynic/jerk around, has to admit that it was, at the very least....enjoyable.
I'm so gonna kill myself after this post.
Okay. The boredom of holidays are really getting to me. I'm reduced to scaring/torturing Yuyan about fake KL-hates-her stuff. (Well, obviously, he does but not to the extent that I'm lying about.) I was never one to take luuuurve seriously. *Vomit noises*
The homework's kinda daunting now that I'm two weeks into the hols but haven't done any. Especially Chinese. Ohh yes. Chinese. If I were wearing boots now, I'd be shaking in them.
Heard from MTV news that Fall Out Boy has already finished another album but doesn't wanna release it till "it's the right time". Haiz... Wonder what i'll be called.
Sorry me hasn't been posting much. I blame it on the Mysterious Force. It makes my mouse float to the WarCraft III icon everytime I turn on the PC. So you see, it's not really my fault.
Two freaking mega-bands are coming to S'pore in December and I'm not going to any of their concerts. F*** lah.
F*** lah.
Yea. Even me, the biggest wet blanket/cynic/jerk around, has to admit that it was, at the very least....enjoyable.
I'm so gonna kill myself after this post.
Okay. The boredom of holidays are really getting to me. I'm reduced to scaring/torturing Yuyan about fake KL-hates-her stuff. (Well, obviously, he does but not to the extent that I'm lying about.) I was never one to take luuuurve seriously. *Vomit noises*
The homework's kinda daunting now that I'm two weeks into the hols but haven't done any. Especially Chinese. Ohh yes. Chinese. If I were wearing boots now, I'd be shaking in them.
Heard from MTV news that Fall Out Boy has already finished another album but doesn't wanna release it till "it's the right time". Haiz... Wonder what i'll be called.
Sorry me hasn't been posting much. I blame it on the Mysterious Force. It makes my mouse float to the WarCraft III icon everytime I turn on the PC. So you see, it's not really my fault.
Two freaking mega-bands are coming to S'pore in December and I'm not going to any of their concerts. F*** lah.
F*** lah.
Friday, October 19, 2007
How normal people tried to kill rock & roll, and how rock & roll came to bite them back on the ass
Woo. School ends. (Retarded statement.) Went to the Little India LAN with Shaun and Hua Chong strangers. Realised I wasn't as at noob DotA as I thought. Shaun pwned with Chaos Knight. Everytime I met him, I was dead for sure. But it wasn't really my fault. Blame it on the freaking slow intel hero I was using.
Just listened to the Boys Like Girls album in detail. (As in, from beginning to end.) Veeeery nice. Their music's sorta like FOB's. You know, emo punk. And this time round, I get to be nuts about them from their debut (DEE-butt) album. 'Cause it's like, I've always killed myself over finding about FOB so late. I've missed two fantastic albums by the time I laid my hands on FUCT. (From Under The Cork Tree. Pronounced as f**ked. No kidding.) Same thing for Linkin Park's Meteora. I so hate myself.
Holidays rock. Wake up at 11+. DotA till, say, 1pm. 打包 unhealhty lunch. Cat nap after lunch. 4 o'clock wake up. Go Avery's play on xBox Live. This is the freaking life.
Just listened to the Boys Like Girls album in detail. (As in, from beginning to end.) Veeeery nice. Their music's sorta like FOB's. You know, emo punk. And this time round, I get to be nuts about them from their debut (DEE-butt) album. 'Cause it's like, I've always killed myself over finding about FOB so late. I've missed two fantastic albums by the time I laid my hands on FUCT. (From Under The Cork Tree. Pronounced as f**ked. No kidding.) Same thing for Linkin Park's Meteora. I so hate myself.
Holidays rock. Wake up at 11+. DotA till, say, 1pm. 打包 unhealhty lunch. Cat nap after lunch. 4 o'clock wake up. Go Avery's play on xBox Live. This is the freaking life.
High School is the Penalty for Trangressions Yet to be Specified
I swear, it is.
Fell sick 2 days ago. Sudden bout of flu. Over now.
Our...stubby (short & fat) math teacher was supposed to bring us to JP today and treat us to McDonald's. He didn't. 'Coz he was bringing 1K. So he'll bring us to the JEC one after school on Monday. Damn. I was really looking forward to it. The amount I ordered was like, for two people. 1 McSpicy. 1 McWings. 6pc Chick3n McNuggets. Oh... My... Gawd... I wimper in pathetic gluttony everytime I think about it. I chose going to the JP McDonald's 'cause the guys wanted to go to the arcade there. JEC also has a arcade of course, but lotsa Percussion Freak pros hang around there and it'll make me look totally outclassed.
Went to Jerian's to "work" on the Flash project. When he wasn't looking, stuck my thumbdrive in his laptop and stole Boys Like Girls. Muahahahaha.
I think I'll link people only if they nag me to do so on my tagboard. It's not a sneaky way of getting tags. Really.
Fell sick 2 days ago. Sudden bout of flu. Over now.
Our...stubby (short & fat) math teacher was supposed to bring us to JP today and treat us to McDonald's. He didn't. 'Coz he was bringing 1K. So he'll bring us to the JEC one after school on Monday. Damn. I was really looking forward to it. The amount I ordered was like, for two people. 1 McSpicy. 1 McWings. 6pc Chick3n McNuggets. Oh... My... Gawd... I wimper in pathetic gluttony everytime I think about it. I chose going to the JP McDonald's 'cause the guys wanted to go to the arcade there. JEC also has a arcade of course, but lotsa Percussion Freak pros hang around there and it'll make me look totally outclassed.
Went to Jerian's to "work" on the Flash project. When he wasn't looking, stuck my thumbdrive in his laptop and stole Boys Like Girls. Muahahahaha.
I think I'll link people only if they nag me to do so on my tagboard. It's not a sneaky way of getting tags. Really.
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