See? I'm damaged.

School starts. This year, the homework pours in quite early. None of that unofficial 1-2 week(s) grace period.

'Ve got 3 HODs as teachers. Hmm. Mrs Look ain't as bad as everyone thought. And the Geog teacher hasn't has his spirit crushed by the low pay and crazy students yet. Only a matter of time, dude.

Put DotA on hold for the moment.

CinderElla made it into RV Images, overshadowing all other mediocre crap they dare to call "compos". Woo.

Um, sitting next to Fiona, which is okay 'coz I was dreading like, Jia Ni or Yi 'En or something like that. They're murderers. Weapon of choice: Boredom.

Simple Plan's new album'll be coming out Feb 12. My birthday's on Feb 6. Nudge, nudge, wink, wink.

Talk about heavy hinting, man.

I totally forgot how much I hated RV during the hols. Now everyday I need to tahan overly enthu girls screamin' and clappin' at every little thing, and those jocks who think that they're SO cool just because their hands spend 90% of their time in their pockets and that they've so much hair they can be petrified and turned into mops.

High School Hell: Monotonous and terrifying at the same time.

There was a period of time last year where the people would make little lists of their classmates and say what they think of them, usually shallow and dishonest nice things. Mine is much more in-your-face.

(Many will be pissed off/become insecure after this. Just keep in mind that this is a list of your minor, tiny flaws magnified a thousand time by my assholism.) (It's in index no., but sometimes I forget the order.)

Xiao Dan: Weird, chinese dude. "Dude", litterally. Tends to shout out irrelevent stuff at weird times during class.

Pek Khoon: Sidekick when Cyn was still chairdudette. Pales in bitchiness. Yawn. Boring.

Shimin: Um, always get pushed around by J and HK. Backbone dissolves when around them.

Fiona: Writes weird, deeply disturbing poems for friends on blog. Sometimes it crosses the boundary to lesbianess.

(From this point onwards it's all a jumble 'coz I can't remember the order.)

Mei Wen, Jia Ni: Mosquitos are louder them them usually. Shock with loud voices during prez.

En Ting: Kinda vuglar, which is kinda cool. Hmm.

Yi Ling: Acts cute. Sickening. Pouts on a regular basis. Yawn. Next.

Yi 'En: Waay dif from her sis. Quiet. And doesn't speak up even during prez. Damn hard to hear. Voice should be recorded as silent ringtone.

Tian Tian: Juz ask Zihao.

Xin Yi, Jasmine, Hui Ying: Nothing to nitpick so they're getting off easy.

Cynthia: If you crack open your dictionary, and look up the word "bitch", chances are that you either find a picture of a dog or her face.

Pris: Overly enthu. Signs up for all kinds of crap then quits. No foresight, in that sense.

Yuyan: Gets my jokes better than most. Which is good. Uses waay too many "lol"s. SMS junkie. Likes KL, which is ROFL, LMAO.

Zimin: Annoying treasurer dude. Yawn.

Xin Ni: Teenybopper. (Or as much as you can be in a Singaporean context.) Facebook, Frenster, MySpace, blog. Y'know, the works. Cursed to be sitting with Desmond this year. Ouch.

Xiu Yun: Noisy like hell. She + Desmond = The China/India of noise pollution. Should issue a global warning. (Sry. Bad puns galore.)

Shi Hui: I gave up on spelling her name ages ago. Speaks weird. Like with too big braces or somethin'.

Linda: Weirdo. Juz Linda. Linda nothing. Creepy, with you ask me.

Aaaand we're done for the girls. I've got a nagging feeling I've missed someone.

Ben: Slack. Speaks by moaning. Perv.

Xun Kai: PROJECTON. 'Nuff said.

Zihao: Kinda weird when shaken. Claims to be over Yi Ling. Doubt. Perv.

Jacky: Sorta PC addict. Seems like lotsa money to spare. Mm. I like.

Desmond: Woah. Sad, sad case. Picked on like hell. Lotsa Xiu Yun jokes. ....Diminutive. Trying waay too hard to be accepted, etc..

Moi: Moi.

Hong Kai: Can't keep mouth shut. As in, jaw got prob or somethin'. ...Duminutive. Perv.

KY: Walao. This guy's SICK. Won't go into details nor quote. Wanna keep this blog PG13, see.

Jeremy: Underestimates thy DotA prowess. Mistake, man.

KL: Let's not dig up Pri Sch skeletons. Not many, anyways. Um, sorta lame 'coz of comic book obsession. (It is NOT normal to call oneself GALACTUS. His phone's welcome message says,"Welcome, GALACTUS.") Too sian to write more.

Jerian: Jock. Still okay, for general standards. Got good music. Can rip. Perv.

That's all folks. No one is to develop a eating disorder because of this.