"I'm not good with confessions. May I issue you a wiseass comment instead?"

This'll be the last post I'll be doin' before the end-of-years.

STRESSED. RABID. FRENZIED.

Wth. Exams suck. I WANNA GET THIS OVER AND DONE WITH.

Jerian lent me, like, 10 albums. Thank you Jerian. Lucky Jean; has MTV for a boyfriend.

RX + Jerian = Every song ever recorded.

The new Click Five album SUCKS.

AFI's metal is seriously HARD.

Bowling For Soup ain't that great aside for some bloody rockin' tracks.

Call me Cowell.

Houston, You've Got A Problem

And serious issues.

Do I like High School Musical? No. Do I like High School Musical 2? Nope. Am I going to like High School Musical 3 which is coming up I dunno when? (Forever will be too soon.) Over my dead scrawny body that used to be able to do a pull-up. (I can’t do one now. Wth?!) Geez, why do people keep asking me these questions? Do I look like someone who likes stupid, immature films with wafer-thin plots that have zero entertainment value? Yet, almost everyone I know is, like, NUTZ about it. If we were looking for any proof that the world is ending, this is surely it. People freaking over how “good” the granddaddy of Z-grade films are. Get a life. And the songs are no big deal either. Any one of Britney’s hits can (friggin’ totally) pwn them. And that’s really saying something.

Let’s see. I last posted… before the holidays. Okay. Update.

History play: Unexpected pwnage of other classes. I think Pris cried when we won. Prize: 2 boxes of Ferero Roche. Choc heaven.

Simile Song: Settled for obscure song by freak singer. Sounds horrible. Song: She’s Like a Swallow. Suckiness can be easily inferred from title. Presentation sucked.

Holidays: Major WarCrafting. ‘Nuff said.

Handphone confiscated till exams end. Expect 1000+ SMSes that will crash the M1 network the next time I turn it on again.

Sold my soul on eBay

Woo. History play tommorow. Absolute failure can be foreseen by a blind man with a faulty crystal ball. No chance of winning. Ahh, the effort put into it. Which include making a wicked cool Anubis idol which started out as a SingTel promotional balloon and two pieces of vanguard.

Hmm. Wasn't joking when I said that you'll have to waiting long for my next post. Here is it, anyways.

Searchin' for song lyrics for Language Arts right now. Killer catch: Must have similies in them. Went through all of FOB's. NONE. Doin' Green Day's now.

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WHY COULDN'T HAVE I FRWEAKING GOTTEN FRWEAKING METAPHOR?!?! IT'LL BE FREAKING EASY!! AND THE GROUP WHO GOT IT CHOSE A OBSCURE, NO-ONE-HAS-EVER-HEARD-OF-IT SONG CALLED...

"I'm a Rock".

Yea, and they deserve to be stoned.

DAVEEINDEED

Using Blogger in draft to write this. Not much of a difference, really. The layout and everything's still the same.



Saved myself just in time from lapsing (is there such a word? I just used it because it sounded right) into another non-blogging state that will last until people start spamming my tagboard and pestering me to blog. Count yourself lucky.



It's time for another episode of Shao Xun's YouTube Adventures!



Okay. In the past like, 3 days, I've discovered a bunch of FOB Misheard Lyrics songs. Some of them are bloody funny. BLOODY bloody funny. Had me in tears.



Okay. I'll explain. You know how Patrick Stump stutters in some songs? (A girl[space]friend of mine says he's the only guy alive who could make speech impediments sound sexy.) Yeah? His pronunciation is also quite loose (synonym for crappy). So dudes started to replace the actual lyrics of FOB songs with words that sound like what Patrick's saying. And some of them are really, really funny.



My favs are those made by daveeindeed. Most of them (the videos) feature this emo call Terrance. Who's obsessed with Hugh Grant. (The guy who play the father in Stuart Little 1 & 2.)



You gotta view the vids in a certain order for the maximum laughs.








(A "ho" is a, um, prostitute.)



Damn funny eh? If you don't think so, kill yourself. People without a sense of humor should be allowed to live.

Won't be blogging for some time.

10 Reasons Why the Female Species Tick Me Off

(The reasons are not ranked in anyway whatsoever.)

1. They make poor chaps like Gunny go nuts.
2. They like pink.
3. They're too enthu.
4. They're too emo.
5. "So superficial, so immature"
6. They adore Korean stuff. (Gunny made me write this.)
7. There are way too many of them in RV.
8. Only 0.000001% of them are sane and people you could interact with without going crazy.
9. In some cases, they evolve to bitchomanicus tickmeoffmajorus, commonly know as bitches.
10. 1-9 all over again. But with hormones.

I am not a plastic f@g

Today's RV's ND celebrations. Sports day, in other words. Absolute waste of time.

Spending ND at the twins' doing the history play. Still okay, I guess.

I don't really like either of this year's ND songs. Fades in comparison to some of the ones in the past. And the Kit Chan one has lame lyrics. What kinda freak "climbs the Eiffel Tower and the Great Wall in one hour"?!

Hmm... Patriotism. Deep thing. I don't think I really love S'pore or anything. Won't be dying for it. You know, just a place I live. But I'm actually kinda thankful that I'm born in S'pore. The US would be cool, but with the drugs and guns, it's not exactly safe.

FACT: 1 out of 3 American kids die before they reach their first birthday.

Disturbing. Anyway, I'm just posting becayse I should, not because there is actually anything eventful. Tryin' to get iWebMusic to work on this blog right now.

Busted!

Arrgh. Xin Ni figured it out. And it was KL. And she cracked a majorly lame joke about Dumex and growth rates. Eew.

Went to the arcade after Saturday's S-word. It's like a ritual now. You know, you keep us from feeling too much like shit and eventually jumping off something high. Anyway, I was at the JE arcade and had maxed out my budget in about, say, 5 mins? So moi and KL loitered. That's kinda like littering with us humans being the litter. I spied with my little eye a little girl, fiveish, on the drum machine thingie. She was choosing the song. I was like,"What a total waste of fabulous $$$. She'll suck." Then she started playing. Here's a diagram to illustrate what happened:

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She was brilliant. She could kick Andy's butt. (FOB's drummer) She was like, whamwhamwhamwhambangbang*snare*snare*whambang*snare*. Okay, not a fantastic description. The point was, she ROCKED. A 237 hit combo!! Nuts.

"He said I've been to the year 3000

Not much has changed but they live underwater

And your great-great-great-granddaughter is pretty fine, she's pretty fine"

~Year 3000 by Busted