10 Reasons Why the Female Species Tick Me Off

(The reasons are not ranked in anyway whatsoever.)

1. They make poor chaps like Gunny go nuts.
2. They like pink.
3. They're too enthu.
4. They're too emo.
5. "So superficial, so immature"
6. They adore Korean stuff. (Gunny made me write this.)
7. There are way too many of them in RV.
8. Only 0.000001% of them are sane and people you could interact with without going crazy.
9. In some cases, they evolve to bitchomanicus tickmeoffmajorus, commonly know as bitches.
10. 1-9 all over again. But with hormones.