Woo. History play tommorow. Absolute failure can be foreseen by a blind man with a faulty crystal ball. No chance of winning. Ahh, the effort put into it. Which include making a wicked cool Anubis idol which started out as a SingTel promotional balloon and two pieces of vanguard.
Hmm. Wasn't joking when I said that you'll have to waiting long for my next post. Here is it, anyways.
Searchin' for song lyrics for Language Arts right now. Killer catch: Must have similies in them. Went through all of FOB's. NONE. Doin' Green Day's now.
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WHY COULDN'T HAVE I FRWEAKING GOTTEN FRWEAKING METAPHOR?!?! IT'LL BE FREAKING EASY!! AND THE GROUP WHO GOT IT CHOSE A OBSCURE, NO-ONE-HAS-EVER-HEARD-OF-IT SONG CALLED...
"I'm a Rock".
Yea, and they deserve to be stoned.
Tuesday, August 28, 2007
Tuesday, August 14, 2007
DAVEEINDEED
Using Blogger in draft to write this. Not much of a difference, really. The layout and everything's still the same.
Saved myself just in time from lapsing (is there such a word? I just used it because it sounded right) into another non-blogging state that will last until people start spamming my tagboard and pestering me to blog. Count yourself lucky.
It's time for another episode of Shao Xun's YouTube Adventures!
Okay. In the past like, 3 days, I've discovered a bunch of FOB Misheard Lyrics songs. Some of them are bloody funny. BLOODY bloody funny. Had me in tears.
Okay. I'll explain. You know how Patrick Stump stutters in some songs? (A girl[space]friend of mine says he's the only guy alive who could make speech impediments sound sexy.) Yeah? His pronunciation is also quite loose (synonym for crappy). So dudes started to replace the actual lyrics of FOB songs with words that sound like what Patrick's saying. And some of them are really, really funny.
My favs are those made by daveeindeed. Most of them (the videos) feature this emo call Terrance. Who's obsessed with Hugh Grant. (The guy who play the father in Stuart Little 1 & 2.)
You gotta view the vids in a certain order for the maximum laughs.
(A "ho" is a, um, prostitute.)
Damn funny eh? If you don't think so, kill yourself. People without a sense of humor should be allowed to live.
Won't be blogging for some time.
Saved myself just in time from lapsing (is there such a word? I just used it because it sounded right) into another non-blogging state that will last until people start spamming my tagboard and pestering me to blog. Count yourself lucky.
It's time for another episode of Shao Xun's YouTube Adventures!
Okay. In the past like, 3 days, I've discovered a bunch of FOB Misheard Lyrics songs. Some of them are bloody funny. BLOODY bloody funny. Had me in tears.
Okay. I'll explain. You know how Patrick Stump stutters in some songs? (A girl[space]
My favs are those made by daveeindeed. Most of them (the videos) feature this emo call Terrance. Who's obsessed with Hugh Grant. (The guy who play the father in Stuart Little 1 & 2.)
You gotta view the vids in a certain order for the maximum laughs.
(A "ho" is a, um, prostitute.)
Damn funny eh? If you don't think so, kill yourself. People without a sense of humor should be allowed to live.
Won't be blogging for some time.
Friday, August 10, 2007
10 Reasons Why the Female Species Tick Me Off
(The reasons are not ranked in anyway whatsoever.)
- They make poor chaps like Gunny go nuts.
- They like pink.
- They're too enthu.
- They're too emo.
- "So superficial, so immature"
- They adore Korean stuff. (Gunny made me write this.)
- There are way too many of them in RV.
- Only 0.000001% of them are sane and people you could interact with without going crazy.
- In some cases, they evolve to bitchomanicus tickmeoffmajorus, commonly know as bitches.
- 1-9 all over again. But with hormones.
Wednesday, August 8, 2007
I am not a plastic f@g
Today's RV's ND celebrations. Sports day, in other words. Absolute waste of time.
Spending ND at the twins' doing the history play. Still okay, I guess.
I don't really like either of this year's ND songs. Fades in comparison to some of the ones in the past. And the Kit Chan one has lame lyrics. What kinda freak "climbs the Eiffel Tower and the Great Wall in one hour"?!
Hmm... Patriotism. Deep thing. I don't think I really love S'pore or anything. Won't be dying for it. You know, just a place I live. But I'm actually kinda thankful that I'm born in S'pore. The US would be cool, but with the drugs and guns, it's not exactly safe.
FACT: 1 out of 3 American kids die before they reach their first birthday.
Disturbing. Anyway, I'm just posting becayse I should, not because there is actually anything eventful. Tryin' to get iWebMusic to work on this blog right now.
Spending ND at the twins' doing the history play. Still okay, I guess.
I don't really like either of this year's ND songs. Fades in comparison to some of the ones in the past. And the Kit Chan one has lame lyrics. What kinda freak "climbs the Eiffel Tower and the Great Wall in one hour"?!
Hmm... Patriotism. Deep thing. I don't think I really love S'pore or anything. Won't be dying for it. You know, just a place I live. But I'm actually kinda thankful that I'm born in S'pore. The US would be cool, but with the drugs and guns, it's not exactly safe.
FACT: 1 out of 3 American kids die before they reach their first birthday.
Disturbing. Anyway, I'm just posting becayse I should, not because there is actually anything eventful. Tryin' to get iWebMusic to work on this blog right now.
Sunday, July 29, 2007
Busted!
Arrgh. Xin Ni figured it out. And it was KL. And she cracked a majorly lame joke about Dumex and growth rates. Eew.
Went to the arcade after Saturday's S-word. It's like a ritual now. You know, you keep us from feeling too much like shit and eventually jumping off something high. Anyway, I was at the JE arcade and had maxed out my budget in about, say, 5 mins? So moi and KL loitered. That's kinda like littering with us humans being the litter. I spied with my little eye a little girl, fiveish, on the drum machine thingie. She was choosing the song. I was like,"What a total waste of fabulous $$$. She'll suck." Then she started playing. Here's a diagram to illustrate what happened:
Went to the arcade after Saturday's S-word. It's like a ritual now. You know, you keep us from feeling too much like shit and eventually jumping off something high. Anyway, I was at the JE arcade and had maxed out my budget in about, say, 5 mins? So moi and KL loitered. That's kinda like littering with us humans being the litter. I spied with my little eye a little girl, fiveish, on the drum machine thingie. She was choosing the song. I was like,"What a total waste of fabulous $$$. She'll suck." Then she started playing. Here's a diagram to illustrate what happened:
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She was brilliant. She could kick Andy's butt. (FOB's drummer) She was like, whamwhamwhamwhambangbang*snare*snare*whambang*snare*. Okay, not a fantastic description. The point was, she ROCKED. A 237 hit combo!! Nuts.
"He said I've been to the year 3000
Not much has changed but they live underwater
And your great-great-great-granddaughter is pretty fine, she's pretty fine"
~Year 3000 by Busted
Wednesday, July 25, 2007
I'm British, not gay
Okay. Haven't posted in ages so I'll just skim over what's happened.
Event #1: E&C Camp
Absolute waste of time. Class performance sucked. 1B used their aces in the holes -- Rui Xiong and Joshua. Lost beloved watch and cracked camera's LCD screen. Dead, therefore.
Event #2: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
Absolute non-waste of time. Fantastic book, although many of What Will Happen In Harry Potter 7's predictions did not come true. Neville did not get his revenge on Bellatrix and Fred died. Sad. There goes the joke shop.
Event #3: Watched OOTP. Cho Chang even uglier than in GOF. I'd thought that Harry had better taste. Emma Watson's pretty, though.
I got saboed by 1A to go for inter-class speech competition. Topic's gaming addiction. Nuts.
YAY. Got DotA. Suck at it, though. Used Lord of Olympia and Twin Head Dragon so far. Should consult the Gunner.
Sense of humor dying ever since I entered RV and met non-funny classmates. Need a 6R reunion, fast.
I wanna watch the Simpsons. Anyone interested?
Spiderpig, spiderpig...
Event #1: E&C Camp
Absolute waste of time. Class performance sucked. 1B used their aces in the holes -- Rui Xiong and Joshua. Lost beloved watch and cracked camera's LCD screen. Dead, therefore.
Event #2: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
Absolute non-waste of time. Fantastic book, although many of What Will Happen In Harry Potter 7's predictions did not come true. Neville did not get his revenge on Bellatrix and Fred died. Sad. There goes the joke shop.
Event #3: Watched OOTP. Cho Chang even uglier than in GOF. I'd thought that Harry had better taste. Emma Watson's pretty, though.
I got saboed by 1A to go for inter-class speech competition. Topic's gaming addiction. Nuts.
YAY. Got DotA. Suck at it, though. Used Lord of Olympia and Twin Head Dragon so far. Should consult the Gunner.
Sense of humor dying ever since I entered RV and met non-funny classmates. Need a 6R reunion, fast.
I wanna watch the Simpsons. Anyone interested?
Spiderpig, spiderpig...
Friday, June 29, 2007
High School Never Ends never ends
(Not in my head, at least.)
Today I heard High School Never Ends for the first time, if you don't count the time when I heard the fat dude from My Name Is Earl singing it. In the dentist, if you believe that.
Two words. Immediate hookage.
I was bobbing my head so much the dentist accidentally scratched my gums with that sharp thingie. But when I got back to class, I only remembered one line.
THE WHOLE DAMN WORLD IS JUST HAS OBSESSED WITH WHO'S THE BEST DRESSED AND WHO'S HAVING SEX
It was so fanatasic I couldn't stop thinking about it. Eventually, of course, it drove me crazy. (So this is infatuation.)
THE WHOLE DAMN LINE JUST ENTERED MY HEAD, IT'S JUST AS OBSESSED WITH DRIVING ME MAD
I was at Popular that day. Saw I Green Day concert VCD called Bullet in the Bible. NC16. That's why my parents didn't wanna get it for me. Arrgh. It sucks to be 13. And to have a unstable dial-up internet connection. It disconnected itself for about 5 times as I wrote this. It's stupid. Something with an actual, physical thing connecting you to the internet can be slower than wireless. Crap.
Today I heard High School Never Ends for the first time, if you don't count the time when I heard the fat dude from My Name Is Earl singing it. In the dentist, if you believe that.
Two words. Immediate hookage.
I was bobbing my head so much the dentist accidentally scratched my gums with that sharp thingie. But when I got back to class, I only remembered one line.
THE WHOLE DAMN WORLD IS JUST HAS OBSESSED WITH WHO'S THE BEST DRESSED AND WHO'S HAVING SEX
It was so fanatasic I couldn't stop thinking about it. Eventually, of course, it drove me crazy. (So this is infatuation.)
THE WHOLE DAMN LINE JUST ENTERED MY HEAD, IT'S JUST AS OBSESSED WITH DRIVING ME MAD
I was at Popular that day. Saw I Green Day concert VCD called Bullet in the Bible. NC16. That's why my parents didn't wanna get it for me. Arrgh. It sucks to be 13. And to have a unstable dial-up internet connection. It disconnected itself for about 5 times as I wrote this. It's stupid. Something with an actual, physical thing connecting you to the internet can be slower than wireless. Crap.
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