MJ kicked the bucket, upon realising that it was not a kid that would satisfy his...urges. Quite sad. He was really REALLY good. Today's pop is sooooooooo damn far from his standards lah. We've fell a long way, boys and girls.
And not just the music. His moves were so damn slick. The moonwalk, the pelvic thrust and everything else really kicks ass. And now it's all gone leh. (I think it's the F4 face.)
Anyway, almost everyone likes Transformers which basically means almost everyone sucks. Come ON, people. It's so damn weak lah. Shitbag storyline, crappy acting from that dude. (In the first place, the movie does not demand much acting intesity or skill. Just run and scream a bit.) And the camera is shaking so damn much I can't even see the robots killing each other. The only redemption is
MEGAN FOX.
....Ohhhh my gawd. She is so incredibly amazingly awesomely HOT. The face is average (nice lips though) but the body.... IS GAYE.
The most urgent task modern science needs to takle is how to put Taylor Swift's face on Megan Fox's body.
Imagine:
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My blog instantly becomes cool, coz their pictures are on it.
Tomorrow's stay-at-home-and-pretend-do-do-work day, which is great.
I'm gonna review 21stCB soon, I think. Sorry never post for so long.
They told him,
"Don't you ever come around here.
Don't wanna see your face, you'd better disappear."
The fire's in their eyes,
And the words are really clear:
Just beat it,
Just beat it.
~ Beat It by Michael Jackson
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