Wednesday, June 27, 2007

An encounter with the undisputed queen of wisecracks

And I am the fool who challenges her reign.
It is my destiny.

Spent some time on Technorati just now. RX's
RIP has an authority of 23!! Holy bloody cow. In comparison, I am, of course, PATHETIC. Gunny's has an authority of 2. Not that I'm saying anything.

When I woke up today, my tongue hurt like MAD. Like as if I tried Gunny's Method To Blister Your Foot Method #10. Just that I put the spikes on my foot instead. Then when I tried to brush my teeth, it hurt like hell. Like the pain a Maple mushroom feels when you attack it with a snail shell throw. I could feel my nevre endings shriveling up.

Speaking of pain on the toungue, (not a phrase you hear often) I expeirenced a tastebud Holocaust last Saturday. I can't believe it slipped my mind when I blogged on Monday. Anyway, I was at this Japanese restuarant. I ordered sushi so they also gave me a chuck of wasabi. Thinking that it was the low quality wasabi that contains only 1% of the real stuff and is not spicy at all, I dipped my sushi into the wasabi and ate it. SPICY. Killed about a million tastebuds. I mourn their demise.

Oh yah. Tony Blair stepped down today. But they say not to talk about politics.

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