(Can't) Fix Her In 45

45 days it just not quite enough for someone as hatable as Paris Hilton. Maybe 90. Or 180. What the heck, give her 10 years. Serves her right. Is she even mature enough to drive. I seriously doubt so. Note and observe her perpetually vancant expression, a definite indicator of stupidity and retardedness. No more shopping sprees! No more parties! No more sex vidoes! IN YOUR FACE, Paris.

(Those people who started the petitions to get PH out of trouble should be brought to a psycharist immidiately.)

So long live the car crash hearts

Cry on the couch

All the poets come to life

(Can't) fix me (her) in 45

~Thriller by Fall Out Boy