Overwhelmed by Grief

Damn. Damndamndamndamndamndamndamndamndamndamndamn. Damn, I lost by beloved Polymerization card to Shaun. Damn. [I'll get you for this, Lee Xuan Yang!!]

As I, overwhelmed by grief, mourns the lost of my dearest card, I also worry what the fuzzy hell to get RX for her birthday.

Here are the hopeful candidates:~

1) A random CD by a singer that she idolizes

2) Some quirky thingus that she'll like

3) Cyc-freaking-lops (Dun ask.)

Anyways, on Sunday, I went to the flea market with Nellie. (Remember him?) I saw this dog thingus:~

Let's make a few things clear:~

It's not a freakin' real dog, stupid.

It's not a plush/soft toy. (This explains why I didn't vomit and pass out when I saw this.)I

t's freaking *bleep*. (The "c"-word is forbidden. Try to figure out what the bloody heck it is yourself.)

The thing about this dog is that its eyes glow and flicker like those of a deranged rabid psycho mutt for Mars. It also has this weird, fake-sounding bark sound thingus. Quite cool, actually.

So, since I can't really afford a CD and I'm not the boss of Cyc-freaking-lops, WILL THIS BE RX'S BIRTHDAY PRESENT???

Stay tuned to find out. (I sound like a soap opera. Yuck.)

On a totally unrelated note...

Hands up those who goes to libraries often.

Pple whose hands are up:~

The entire 6R

Jerian

Mr Faizad, probably

Jerian?? JERIAN?!?! Apparently he only pretends not to like books. Once he is sure that none of the pple he knows are watching him, he will start hunting for books like War and Peace, Tuesdays With Morrie & The Devil Wears Prada. Slowly, his intelligent, book-loving nature will surface. Yeah, RIGHT.

Anyway, that's not my point. My point is that the library is slowly but surely being taken over by pple who have on intention of reading/studying. Some of them are playing music out loud (guilty as charged), some of them are just freaking about in general and some of them are doing things that will get this post a rating of NC16 so I won't mention it. Sad, yes, I know.

GET THE @#$% OUT OF THE FEAKING LIBRARY, LOSERS!! DUN HAUNT MY FAV HAUNT*!!

*Kudos to The Gunner. Nice one, dude.

Anyway...

Dear fellow bookworms/nerds/higher life forms,

Hang in there. We'll soon reclaim the library as our rightful territory. On the count of three, we'll all turn cannibalistic.

SX

I used to waste my time dreaming of being alive.
~ Of All The Gin Joints In The World by Fall Out Boy

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